1-800-I Quit

i know i've prolly bothered everyone enough about this show, but ive seen alot of the work and its pretty damn awesome...also, i know it is weird to be in a show you curated...pardon me jeeves, i assure you it's just a dumb formality...that being said, i'm gonna need all the kids out in rare form at this one...and at the after party at sweet paradise...i promise only a mild sense of dissapointment that will only take a few beers to get rid of.

Who Let The Dogs Out?

4th was a bit of a wash out...fireworks were pretty spectacular...i've never seen a cooler cube and smiley face...pretty tired, don't feel like typing.

That Cats Something I Can't Explain

apartment hunting kids...you know i love it...i'm looking for a 1-2 bedroom in the williamburg/greenpoint vicinity for $2000 or less...preferably less obvs...big windows, patio/deck, outdoor areas, and pools would be sweet, but not a must...let me know if you got any leads at:
penry@radicalmedia.com...werdlife!

Century 21

trying to put together a posse for LIVE FREE..DIE HARD....if you are intrested lemme know...it opens wednesday...woop woop.

Bad Folks

got some old meat puppets jams today...plus a shellac 7inch ive been looking for for 10 years...only to find its just early versions of 2 action park songs...boo-hoo....stressfull week kids....having some sinus problems and issues with a show coming up, but the sun shall rise....come out next thursday for the most legit art thing i may ever be a part of...wingo!

Shanks Lives

don't stop believing.

Hotel California

not much to say about this...absolutely brilliant comes to mind.

The End

montauk was a beauty...very laid back indeed...not as classy as the rest of the hamptons but neither am i...saw a dead deer on someones lawn, looked like some photo you'd see in the MoMa...on that note, the art game is giving me fits today...think its gonna be cool though.

An Open Letter To The Porno Stars That Won't Stop Trying To Be Myspace Buddies

seriously....Tricia...stop trying to be my friend...i know it could lead to something magical like an iPhone...but i just don't think we really have that much in common...plus, im spoken for...i have some single friends though...they are a little needy and prone to weeping uncontrollably, but i'm sure you could handle that...glad thats out of the way...i'm gonna post some drawings i did for vice that they printed so small in the magazine that no one could even tell that i did them...the things i do to reach the right demographic.

Next Time You Send Me A Funny Internet Video

don't bother....this is the funniest thing ever.

Amish Forgiveness

Been a long time since i rock n rolled...hope you didn't forget me...got some neat things coming up that you will all like...like getting engaged to my fave person in the world and djing all your favorite class reunion songs...reading "Shakey" at the moment...didn't know neil had polio...explains a bit...new orleans is still the coolest place in the world...the "mad max" aspect gets to you after a while though...we tried to take a nap in the cemetery...didn't work out though...i think being in a moselium would be better than a coffin any day.

Freakin Weeken

hey kids, big weekend huh?....i know totally....i'm mega stoked too...im using this blog to tell you that im djing TWICE this weekend...the gods have spoken and
they think i could have a viable career in this..........................................................

it starts tonight at ENIDS....where me and an older more distinguished friend will play whatevers been on our radar lately(this pretty much means motorhead and stone roses)...whatever you do don't tell Jeff he looks like morrissey...and tip TOKO alot so she can buy more plants...tanks.

THHHEEENNN...............saturday night i'm doing a few tunes at the legendary charleston(a place i've been kicked out of twice by a guy in a captains hat and a flashlight) after CHEESEBURGER fuck it up with RTX...
i'll let dave tell you all the details....see you soon!!!!!!!!!!!

The Ad Lib is launching its new saturday night this week over at The
Charleston on Bedford Ave and this week we are gonna be having a little
afterparty for our buddies CHEESEBURGER who are playing with RTX over at
Luna Lounge that same night. So go check out the boys then come get
drunk with us.

Saturday May 19th
The Charleston-(In the new basement-go to the pooltable n turn left-2nd
bar & dancefloor downstairs)
174 Bedford Ave (Between N 7th Street and N 8th Street)
10-4 FREE
Djs
David Holloway
Luc Carl
Lady Starlight
J Penry
&
CHEESEBURGER

Seared Tuna

painted this for saras birthday...working on another solo show for the summer...gotta keep these to myself for a bit...it doesn't mean i don't love you...big storm a brewing in NYC...gotta check on it...laterz.

Wakka Wakka

got a drawing in the new vice...check out more at http://viceland.com/...yay!

Bertha

oh added bonus..heres the new vietnam shirt...josh explained this idea to me over vodkas...he said brown liquor makes him get all jim morrison...blame it on the stars.

Slip Inside This House

hey dudes...me an maxy mcwowch are djing this thing saturday night...this dude has been writing a pretty solid column in vice for years so its kind of a no-brainer...plus we will be playing records we found on the street yesterday!...i found a pretty major 50's compilation and max found a 12inch of "born to be alive"...come watch hundreds of youth marketers and skateboarders totally turn on us!...plus you've been looking pretty low energy lately, you could use a diet sparks.

Don't Hate...Celebrate

been a minute...sorry for the delay, but i had to put the final touches on this baby...went into virgin mega today and got bottlerocket and office space for 20 dollars...so i'm pretty stoked...weekend djing tba...

Never Ending Story

i'm floating around the offices today...my 'puter is in the shop...pretty bored...but this painting always brings a smile.

I Aint Scrrrrd

how i get roped into these things i'll never know...maybe i was asleep?...kidding...but if yr doing some nyu pub crawl tonight come by...couldn't hurt right?

Anarchy and Alchemy

work...work....work....work...my condo in the panhandle is sounding real good about now.