Monday, June 30, 2008

Razzle Dazzle


http://www.dailycandy.com/new_york/article/37445/Pet+Shop+Boy

well, this happened last week...i've rooted through hundreds of emails...some of them very nice and some of them borderline insulting...if you do email me about a portrait, it isn't necessary to call me a "caricaturist" or go out of your way to express your dislike for my other work... well, now that thats out of the way... i will share some of these as i frantically try to finish them...peace.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Alternative Testicles



Djing Goth and Metal at Union Pool tomorrow night between the bands and afterwards...we'll be in the wild west saloon in the rear getting loaded with the Fonz...Heyyyyyyy.

ps....thanks to judi rosen for adding the glasses and making me use TK's head...really adds life to it.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Extinction

this reminds me of D.I. in Suburbia playing Richard Hung Himself...Punks not dead.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Banana Wind


had to mention the fact that Jimmy Buffet actually named an album "Banana Wind"...possibly the funniest thing i've heard in weeks...for those of you out there who excercise, i recently switched to mornings before work...i now have much more energy to write dumb blog posts.

Friday, June 13, 2008

On Top Of The World

cross your fingers that this baby gets printed...and that the large corporation they make records for pays me...woop.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Take The Cash

First shirt i ever designed...also the first time i was censored...it's supposed to read "Quit your job and jerk off"...the moron who printed it thought "jerk off" was to severe, but not an erect penis...so the shirt made zero sense...not a big deal when i look back on it...i have so much rejected work...gotta do something with it one day.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

You'll Be Begging For Gerbster

another new one...i got really into pyramids for a while, not really sure why...i heard boulders are falling on BMW's on the east side of midtown...careful out there.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Days of...

Roses...
And Rosen...


both occupy my yard a lot these days... zing!
I'm having tech problems at work so no drawings today...tune in tomorrow for more drawings about the devil.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Dead Mans Potatoes

working on loads of stuff ...might have a resurgance in the field soon...if you get me.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Death In June

This one is inspired by the Dead....if i have to explain it to you it would ruin it.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Get Off My Phone

Hump day!...thought i'd post some mid-week nudity for my loyal readers...got asked to do this for an auction to benefit AIDS research...so i'm not a total dick, just a bit of a dick.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

I'm A Whole Damn Town

Burning the entire series of Saxondale to DVD at the moment...cross yr fingers it turns out, gonna have a themed party in my living room...if you have never seen it, it's possibly the best tv show ever to come out of great brittain...well, that may be pushing it, but you tell me another show to have a Focus song as the theme and i might concede.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Goony Golf

back from the wilderness folks...not sure what i'm going to do with myself now that i can't watch the History Channel non-stop...this drawing of my favorite tv fbi agent is my first attempt at fan fiction..look for my booth at next years comic-con

Thursday, May 15, 2008

I'm The One

NYC bound...we went immediately to Anna Maria's on Bedford and then i immediately got sick, right on schedule...i managed to hang at Daddy's for a sec and hear some of Mcleod's jams...Andy told me he once overheard Diamond Dave say "I used to come here to see the circus man! (then he swigs a bottle of Jack) Now I am the fucking circus!". Nuff said.


Holy Shirt!!!...Halen!!!...they did "I'm The One" second...we nearly cried with joy...that stage setup was all wrong, that "S" needs to be a "V"...am i right?...didn't matter though, they fucking ripped...let the records show that Alex Van Halen is easily the best live drummer on earth...i was pissing when he started the opening drum roll on "Hot for Teacher", i nearly zipped my dick up running out to the stands...Eddie still shreads too and Wolfgang kind of looks like Jack Osbourne, go figure.


Halen Blimp! or zeppelin, not totally sure...it did have a camera on it though, maybe we will be on VH1 Legends or something...it should be noted i'm pretty wasted at this point and losing patience rapidly.


This kind lady wouldn't sell me 2 beers because i had one in my hand...party fouled on a technicality...at this point the worst band i've ever heard is wrapping up their amazing set.


Hard to see the stage, i know...this is the opener...i forget his name because i made a special promise to myself to do that...they were basically a world music band with super positive AA style lyrics about being positive...needless to say i nearly horfed up my Waborita...these guys covered "Let it Be" but explained that they "changed some of the lyrics"...apparently, The Beatles need some punching up for the Izod Center.


Ok, by this point we are looking for our seats and this is a pretty acurate portrayal of my actual vision at the time...it was so smokey in there because they run smoke machines all day to make it more awesome when the band goes on...jayson explained this to me because he toured with High on Fire and shit like that...i should also explain that i've never been to an arena rock show in all my life...jayson on the other hand, saw Anthrax in like 1990.


So this guy had the best set-up of the night...home-made flags, puffy stickers from the 1984 album, drunk leathery moms drinking pinas, and an open trunk playing every Roth Halen record in order...Jayson said there was a rule in hardcore where you couldn't listen to the band you were going to see 24 hours in advance or you would jinx the show, with rock dudes you ONLY listen to that band 24 hours in advance...in case you are curious, yes that is a home-made Diver Down flag that says "Van Halen Kicks Ass" in iron-on letters...at this point i am pretty much in heaven and half-and-half*

*watch heavy metal parking lot again if you need the definition



Here's my night at Van Halen kids...jayson has got a half a bottle of tequila in that bottle..Do the Dew!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Atomic Punks



if anyone needs me i'll be in east rutherford tonight singing every word to "Dance the Night Away" with alot of guys who could be my dad...Gotta watch how many Vitamen Wabo's i drink on the party shuttle, pray for me new york.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy House


come check us out on friday after the big Dice/Ills show...we'd love to see you.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Whosoever Diggith The Ditch


been a while since i've been able to play panama at top volume, thus this dj night...

Monday, April 07, 2008

What's My Mantra?


the band Children as seen in Paper mag's Beautiful People issue...you can see clearly see Sky is wearing my T.K. Webb shirt...very tasteful, i'm sure these guys are going places, preferably to a barber!...zing!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Who's Recessed?


found this on the GBU website...buy it now, its exclusive...thats right, i said it.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Coconut Flakes


in case ya'll don't have a subscription like me...thats the t-shirt that nearly ended a friendship in the window kids, available now, not sure about the dollar amount...it's worth it though, judi is a genius, you don't need me to tell you....sorry for the unwieldy sentences, back to work.