Dead Mans Potatoes

working on loads of stuff ...might have a resurgance in the field soon...if you get me.

Death In June

This one is inspired by the Dead....if i have to explain it to you it would ruin it.

Get Off My Phone

Hump day!...thought i'd post some mid-week nudity for my loyal readers...got asked to do this for an auction to benefit AIDS research...so i'm not a total dick, just a bit of a dick.

I'm A Whole Damn Town

Burning the entire series of Saxondale to DVD at the moment...cross yr fingers it turns out, gonna have a themed party in my living room...if you have never seen it, it's possibly the best tv show ever to come out of great brittain...well, that may be pushing it, but you tell me another show to have a Focus song as the theme and i might concede.

Goony Golf

back from the wilderness folks...not sure what i'm going to do with myself now that i can't watch the History Channel non-stop...this drawing of my favorite tv fbi agent is my first attempt at fan fiction..look for my booth at next years comic-con

I'm The One

NYC bound...we went immediately to Anna Maria's on Bedford and then i immediately got sick, right on schedule...i managed to hang at Daddy's for a sec and hear some of Mcleod's jams...Andy told me he once overheard Diamond Dave say "I used to come here to see the circus man! (then he swigs a bottle of Jack) Now I am the fucking circus!". Nuff said.


Holy Shirt!!!...Halen!!!...they did "I'm The One" second...we nearly cried with joy...that stage setup was all wrong, that "S" needs to be a "V"...am i right?...didn't matter though, they fucking ripped...let the records show that Alex Van Halen is easily the best live drummer on earth...i was pissing when he started the opening drum roll on "Hot for Teacher", i nearly zipped my dick up running out to the stands...Eddie still shreads too and Wolfgang kind of looks like Jack Osbourne, go figure.


Halen Blimp! or zeppelin, not totally sure...it did have a camera on it though, maybe we will be on VH1 Legends or something...it should be noted i'm pretty wasted at this point and losing patience rapidly.


This kind lady wouldn't sell me 2 beers because i had one in my hand...party fouled on a technicality...at this point the worst band i've ever heard is wrapping up their amazing set.


Hard to see the stage, i know...this is the opener...i forget his name because i made a special promise to myself to do that...they were basically a world music band with super positive AA style lyrics about being positive...needless to say i nearly horfed up my Waborita...these guys covered "Let it Be" but explained that they "changed some of the lyrics"...apparently, The Beatles need some punching up for the Izod Center.


Ok, by this point we are looking for our seats and this is a pretty acurate portrayal of my actual vision at the time...it was so smokey in there because they run smoke machines all day to make it more awesome when the band goes on...jayson explained this to me because he toured with High on Fire and shit like that...i should also explain that i've never been to an arena rock show in all my life...jayson on the other hand, saw Anthrax in like 1990.


So this guy had the best set-up of the night...home-made flags, puffy stickers from the 1984 album, drunk leathery moms drinking pinas, and an open trunk playing every Roth Halen record in order...Jayson said there was a rule in hardcore where you couldn't listen to the band you were going to see 24 hours in advance or you would jinx the show, with rock dudes you ONLY listen to that band 24 hours in advance...in case you are curious, yes that is a home-made Diver Down flag that says "Van Halen Kicks Ass" in iron-on letters...at this point i am pretty much in heaven and half-and-half*

*watch heavy metal parking lot again if you need the definition



Here's my night at Van Halen kids...jayson has got a half a bottle of tequila in that bottle..Do the Dew!

Atomic Punks

if anyone needs me i'll be in east rutherford tonight singing every word to "Dance the Night Away" with alot of guys who could be my dad...Gotta watch how many Vitamen Wabo's i drink on the party shuttle, pray for me new york.

Happy House

come check us out on friday after the big Dice/Ills show...we'd love to see you.

Whosoever Diggith The Ditch

been a while since i've been able to play panama at top volume, thus this dj night...

What's My Mantra?

the band Children as seen in Paper mag's Beautiful People issue...you can see clearly see Sky is wearing my T.K. Webb shirt...very tasteful, i'm sure these guys are going places, preferably to a barber!...zing!

Who's Recessed?

found this on the GBU website...buy it now, its exclusive...thats right, i said it.

Coconut Flakes

in case ya'll don't have a subscription like me...thats the t-shirt that nearly ended a friendship in the window kids, available now, not sure about the dollar amount...it's worth it though, judi is a genius, you don't need me to tell you....sorry for the unwieldy sentences, back to work.

Magic Bus

long time no blog...ive been in missouri the last few days...i popped my midwest cherry, finally!...i think this photo collage will fill you in on the last few weeks of my life...by the way, that pizza and bloody mary was being consumed at 8:30 am in St Paul, MN...hats off wolfgang puck!

The Looking Glass

what are you guys doing friday?...hmmm, ok...well before that why don't you come to Megan's show in chinatown?...it's totally a beautiful show, so no excuses. here's what the gallery said:

Inspired by Rod Serling's science fiction classics, "The Twilight Zone" and "Night Gallery," Megan Pflug's current exhibition explores imagery related to science fiction narratives that are often metaphors that reveal the workings of the inner mind: "a 'place' that is vast, dark, unknowable." Pflug installs larger than life works on paper, and geometric sculptures that combine image and form.

Circles and Rings, Dragons and Kings

today me and max are making love all afternoon and night...it starts with pizza party on eastvillageradio.com at 4 and continues into the night at this book party for jody fausett...then i might be playing a tune or 2 at enid's for the triumphant return of my favorite bartender/bass player/asian, toko yasuda!!!...if you are in the area come check out out my new haircut, oh, and say a prayer for Baby Dalton(Patrick Swayze for you people who don't watch movies)...alright, later.

You Tell 'Em Ma

About Last Night

so my friday worked out pretty good...this collage barely does it justice because it doesn't include the skee-ball and dancing at my new favorite bar Hugs...more on that to come.

Efil 4 Zaggin

busy night guys, and it's snowing...you have a lot of choices...choose well, i'm sure i'll run into all you dudes no matter what...just feels like one of those nights...don't let this photo of the posse fool you, we will still play songs girls like...promise.

The Shit Piles Up

the bloods ruled last night, i'm sure they will continue ruling friday night as well when they play the music hall of billyburg...
don't miss it, gonna be crucial...heres the info for this art show i'm in friday night, come out if you can, there are some major dudes in this one...love ya.


FACE FORWARD
FEBRUARY 18 - MARCH 10

opening reception
friday February 22 6-8pm

LeRoy Neiman Gallery
Columbia University
310 Dodge Hall, MC 1806
2960 Broadway
New York, NY 10027
Telephone: (212)854-7641
arts.columbia.edu/neiman/
mon-fri 10-5pm

Emotionally Spectacular

TONIGHT!!!!.....Other Music, Blood On The Wall, Free, 8pm...this aint no pancake breakfast with vampire weekend, no free hair wraps from coco rosie....this is the purebreds kids...nuff said.