Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
i went to see neil young last night for the first time...an artist i have loved for more than half of my life...i finally coughed up 140 something to take meg to see the old man...since i never go to big rock shows i forget what turds most baby boomer rock fans are...during neils acoustic opener you could hear somebodies mom talk about how "A Man Needs A Maid" is her favorite song on "After The Gold Run"...not to mention some Becky doing the Phish dance to "Heart Of Gold", bear in mind we were all seated in the balcony of a church...classy...i yelled out "Mom you're embarressing me" and promptly got hit in the arm by meg...then during the intermission we tried to stand at the edge of the balcony to see the mish mash of stuff on the stage...the second the lights dimmed some tub of goo yells "ok back to your seats"...not an usher or an authority figure, just some dickhead who apparently needed a perfect view of crazy horse tuning...but the second the band went into "The Loner" i realized what i was seeing and how much i fucking love neils electric shit with the Horse...in short, i had a blast, boomers and all....oh, and im doing pet portraits now, so hit me up...holla.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Friday, November 16, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
got an iphone...i can't stop touching it...went to see american gangster last night...the girls loved it, they gasped when denzel got slapped by his mama...the guys all laughed at the serious parts...megans eye hurts today...hope she feels better...come say hi tomorrow at pizza party...my face will be illuminated by my crazy phone.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
bloggety-blog-blog...gotta draw so much stuff in the coming weeks...i'll try to share as much as i can with the 4 of you who still look at this blog...as much as people try to ruin the smiths for everyone else by making it some private club for the jet set, i still love this shit...i'm not naming names...this blogs promotes the leaf, and the leaf promotes peace...later.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
britney's got no kids, oj is going to jail, isaiah is a pervert....what a state of turmoil...at least spector got off, but he totally did that shit...what's going on with you guys?...i'm bummed cuz sharpling had a fill in last night on the best show...that always ruins my wednesday...at least i'm going to an abondoned prison for my 30th birthday in a few weeks...can't beat that with a bat.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
i'm watching a movie about beatniks today...not a documentary but an exploitation film from the 50's...apparently people were afraid of these goofballs for smoking "tea" and dancing to "be-bop" or whatever crap those posers were into...you guys ever read those crappy beat books?, talk about the most overrated bunch of shit...i actually quoted Ginsberg in my senior yearbook, i still cringe when i see it...i guess we cant all be cool...at least i quoted born against too, but it barely cancels it out...later daddy-o.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Thursday, September 06, 2007
i went to lizzie bordens house over the weekend...well really her fathers house, thats the one he was murdered in...she inherited all his money and moved into a mansion across town...not a bad move i think...beforehand we ran into a guy who lived down the street who had found an axe hidden in some turn of the century cabinetry...he was convinced he had the murder weapon...maybe he did, who knows?...they never found a murder weapon by the way...anyway, we bought a stained glass axe that in now hanging in my kitchen window...so i'll never forget it.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
i know this is like 2 weeks off but im a lazy man these days with the art blogging...the good news is that my yard is coming along great..thanks for asking...the willow that we bought to cover the chainlink fence looks amazing!...it is supposed to last up to 4 years!...we are now in talks to create a deck next!...and thanks to everyone who came to my saturday jamfest...i had a whole metal band in my yard and they were very polite and mindfull of my neighbors...don't judge those book covers people.
Monday, July 30, 2007
i'm a lazy blogger...it's true...i've kind of lost the will to do this much longer...but every once in a while i get a notion to write something...i read about a blogger who killed herself recently...she actually left a suicide note online...i then proceeded to read the blog in its entirety...here it is if you are curious...
p.s. i just read that ingmer bergman died...he said he couldn't stand watching his own movies because they were so depressing...i think that's hilarious
Monday, July 23, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Monday, July 09, 2007
i know i've prolly bothered everyone enough about this show, but ive seen alot of the work and its pretty damn awesome...also, i know it is weird to be in a show you curated...pardon me jeeves, i assure you it's just a dumb formality...that being said, i'm gonna need all the kids out in rare form at this one...and at the after party at sweet paradise...i promise only a mild sense of dissapointment that will only take a few beers to get rid of.
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
apartment hunting kids...you know i love it...i'm looking for a 1-2 bedroom in the williamburg/greenpoint vicinity for $2000 or less...preferably less obvs...big windows, patio/deck, outdoor areas, and pools would be sweet, but not a must...let me know if you got any leads at:
Monday, June 25, 2007
Friday, June 22, 2007
got some old meat puppets jams today...plus a shellac 7inch ive been looking for for 10 years...only to find its just early versions of 2 action park songs...boo-hoo....stressfull week kids....having some sinus problems and issues with a show coming up, but the sun shall rise....come out next thursday for the most legit art thing i may ever be a part of...wingo!
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
montauk was a beauty...very laid back indeed...not as classy as the rest of the hamptons but neither am i...saw a dead deer on someones lawn, looked like some photo you'd see in the MoMa...on that note, the art game is giving me fits today...think its gonna be cool though.
Friday, June 08, 2007
seriously....Tricia...stop trying to be my friend...i know it could lead to something magical like an iPhone...but i just don't think we really have that much in common...plus, im spoken for...i have some single friends though...they are a little needy and prone to weeping uncontrollably, but i'm sure you could handle that...glad thats out of the way...i'm gonna post some drawings i did for vice that they printed so small in the magazine that no one could even tell that i did them...the things i do to reach the right demographic.
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Been a long time since i rock n rolled...hope you didn't forget me...got some neat things coming up that you will all like...like getting engaged to my fave person in the world and djing all your favorite class reunion songs...reading "Shakey" at the moment...didn't know neil had polio...explains a bit...new orleans is still the coolest place in the world...the "mad max" aspect gets to you after a while though...we tried to take a nap in the cemetery...didn't work out though...i think being in a moselium would be better than a coffin any day.
Friday, May 18, 2007
hey kids, big weekend huh?....i know totally....i'm mega stoked too...im using this blog to tell you that im djing TWICE this weekend...the gods have spoken and
they think i could have a viable career in this..........................................................
it starts tonight at ENIDS....where me and an older more distinguished friend will play whatevers been on our radar lately(this pretty much means motorhead and stone roses)...whatever you do don't tell Jeff he looks like morrissey...and tip TOKO alot so she can buy more plants...tanks.
THHHEEENNN...............saturday night i'm doing a few tunes at the legendary charleston(a place i've been kicked out of twice by a guy in a captains hat and a flashlight) after CHEESEBURGER fuck it up with RTX...
i'll let dave tell you all the details....see you soon!!!!!!!!!!!
The Ad Lib is launching its new saturday night this week over at The
Charleston on Bedford Ave and this week we are gonna be having a little
afterparty for our buddies CHEESEBURGER who are playing with RTX over at
Luna Lounge that same night. So go check out the boys then come get
drunk with us.
Saturday May 19th
The Charleston-(In the new basement-go to the pooltable n turn left-2nd
bar & dancefloor downstairs)
174 Bedford Ave (Between N 7th Street and N 8th Street)
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Friday, May 11, 2007
hey dudes...me an maxy mcwowch are djing this thing saturday night...this dude has been writing a pretty solid column in vice for years so its kind of a no-brainer...plus we will be playing records we found on the street yesterday!...i found a pretty major 50's compilation and max found a 12inch of "born to be alive"...come watch hundreds of youth marketers and skateboarders totally turn on us!...plus you've been looking pretty low energy lately, you could use a diet sparks.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Monday, April 30, 2007
went to see andy play in modest mouse last night...must a been 3000 people in this church in washington heights...i would'a freaked...the fan base has changed a bit from when i would go see them 10 years ago...i laughed at two 18 year olds doing hippy dances and high fiveing each other...i guess you gotta pass the torch sometimes...
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
got asked to be in a show this summer about the book of revelation...wanted to draw your mom as the whore of babylon, but i decided to be more positive...i've got alot of work to make in the next month or so...because of this, the blog might actually have some art on it instead of bonehead videos...god bless.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Saturday, April 14, 2007
ok, heres the thing...this thursday night it would be really awesome if you guys came out to this party...i know theres alot going on lately...dj nights at hotels with italian dance music you've never heard...wimpy, bi curious british cover bands prancing around...don't worry though...we got you covered this thursday night at enids when we pay homage to all things KIND....grab some of your favorite BUDS and head on down...expect every good song ever to be played and maybe some fun surprises as well...peace in the middle east.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
soooo....i know im posting this again,but i am dj'n and i'm very excited about this for a number of reasons...number one, i love polish discos...number two, i love playing hard rock records...number three, meatballs the band is going to blow brains at this one...don't miss this one kids...here's the scoop...
Record Release party on the 12th @ Europa (Meserole Ave in Greenpoint)
MEATBALLS THE BAND aka CHEESEdog and the veggieBURGERs
dj's Ron Morelli, J.Penry and lots of special guests
8pm till we say so
We love you
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
here i am enjoying cheeseburger at trash bar last year i think...i have a big damn head huh?...come to mercury lounge this friday the 13th and find out what so many already know...that place sucks!...kidding, kinda...but Enon and the 'Burger are having a sesh...don't be a barney.
Monday, April 09, 2007
groovin on cheap trick at the office, hence the title of the post...best weekend in a long time...not wasted, totally remember it all...going to aqua teen hunger force premiere tomorrow with my cuz...he's the top dog at the animation studio that do all those cheap cartoons...lucky me eh?...all this work is over 8 years old...see if you can make any of it out...cheers.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
ok so right off the bat lemme explain the origins of this image...josh from vietnam asked me to draw a shirt for them that was alot more offensive and gruesomer than this...he wanted blood and dead bodies, you get the picture...so i start to draw it and i find out through management that this will never fly...seing as they are on tour with some band teenagers love, the idea gets nixed...josh tells jayson from panthers and jayson offers to make stickers with his own funds...i know it's lame cuz it's josh's idea and all...i justify it because vietnam snaked a hippy slimer i drew from blood on the wall and never paid me for it...am i being a jerk?...only time will tell...but i believe in giving credit where it is due, mainly because i would never draw this on my own...p.s. got tickets to Dr.Dog tonight!!!!!..can't hardley wait like seth green.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
this just got sent to the printers to be a t-shirt...hold on to yr horses kids...went record shopping today in the west village...can somebody get "bleeker bob" on the horn and inform him that NO ONE is gonna pay 10 dollars for a vinyl copy of Fleetwood Mac "Rumours"...jesus, whats the deal?...got "Lido Shuffle" for a dollar...'nuff said.