Sexual Romance

Grizzly shirts are here!...get em now so you can lie and say you went to lollapallooza!


http://www.grizzly-bear.net/store.php

Shrimp Levels

Judi had us over to watch the premier of Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job...and, being the world class hostess she is, couldn't help herself and purchased 45 dollars worth of shrimp from Trader Joes...did i mention this show comes on at 12:30 am?...did i mention judi has "shrimp" in a foreign language tattoed on her arm?...this info will help set the scene.
finally the meal has arrived and we can start eating!...shrimp make megan violently ill to even think about, so that left me, adam, and jeff...adam remarked he needed a few beers first, which i guess means he needed some courage building before we could embark on this journey.
i think when it was all over, maybe 10 shrimp were eaten between the 5 of us...i wonder why no one wanted shrimp cocktails at midnight?...i wonder how megan kept from vomiting?
this has to be an exsisting fetish...words can't describe the level of queaziness this induces....Thanks for the memories!...oh, and p.s., the new episode was amazing...can't wait for next sunday!

She's A Daddys Girl

Come sit on your daddys lap saturday night....Dreamteam is back...It's gonna be like Nolte and Murphy except less watermelon jokes... Also, do yourself a favor and go see Jay's new band Violent Bullshit tonight at 9pm at Union Pool...peace.

Sizzle Points

just finished this baby...buy one before all the radiohead fans discover my art and i'm ruined in your eyes forever!

The Guzzler

Gonna be a moody evening...of course until we've had 3 beers and then it'll be like the bonfire scene in Lost Boys...Bring a sax!

Razzle Dazzle

http://www.dailycandy.com/new_york/article/37445/Pet+Shop+Boy

well, this happened last week...i've rooted through hundreds of emails...some of them very nice and some of them borderline insulting...if you do email me about a portrait, it isn't necessary to call me a "caricaturist" or go out of your way to express your dislike for my other work... well, now that thats out of the way... i will share some of these as i frantically try to finish them...peace.

Alternative Testicles

Djing Goth and Metal at Union Pool tomorrow night between the bands and afterwards...we'll be in the wild west saloon in the rear getting loaded with the Fonz...Heyyyyyyy.

ps....thanks to judi rosen for adding the glasses and making me use TK's head...really adds life to it.

Extinction

this reminds me of D.I. in Suburbia playing Richard Hung Himself...Punks not dead.

Banana Wind

had to mention the fact that Jimmy Buffet actually named an album "Banana Wind"...possibly the funniest thing i've heard in weeks...for those of you out there who excercise, i recently switched to mornings before work...i now have much more energy to write dumb blog posts.

On Top Of The World

cross your fingers that this baby gets printed...and that the large corporation they make records for pays me...woop.

Take The Cash

First shirt i ever designed...also the first time i was censored...it's supposed to read "Quit your job and jerk off"...the moron who printed it thought "jerk off" was to severe, but not an erect penis...so the shirt made zero sense...not a big deal when i look back on it...i have so much rejected work...gotta do something with it one day.

You'll Be Begging For Gerbster

another new one...i got really into pyramids for a while, not really sure why...i heard boulders are falling on BMW's on the east side of midtown...careful out there.

Days of...

Roses...
And Rosen...


both occupy my yard a lot these days... zing!
I'm having tech problems at work so no drawings today...tune in tomorrow for more drawings about the devil.

Dead Mans Potatoes

working on loads of stuff ...might have a resurgance in the field soon...if you get me.

Death In June

This one is inspired by the Dead....if i have to explain it to you it would ruin it.

Get Off My Phone

Hump day!...thought i'd post some mid-week nudity for my loyal readers...got asked to do this for an auction to benefit AIDS research...so i'm not a total dick, just a bit of a dick.

I'm A Whole Damn Town

Burning the entire series of Saxondale to DVD at the moment...cross yr fingers it turns out, gonna have a themed party in my living room...if you have never seen it, it's possibly the best tv show ever to come out of great brittain...well, that may be pushing it, but you tell me another show to have a Focus song as the theme and i might concede.

Goony Golf

back from the wilderness folks...not sure what i'm going to do with myself now that i can't watch the History Channel non-stop...this drawing of my favorite tv fbi agent is my first attempt at fan fiction..look for my booth at next years comic-con

I'm The One

NYC bound...we went immediately to Anna Maria's on Bedford and then i immediately got sick, right on schedule...i managed to hang at Daddy's for a sec and hear some of Mcleod's jams...Andy told me he once overheard Diamond Dave say "I used to come here to see the circus man! (then he swigs a bottle of Jack) Now I am the fucking circus!". Nuff said.


Holy Shirt!!!...Halen!!!...they did "I'm The One" second...we nearly cried with joy...that stage setup was all wrong, that "S" needs to be a "V"...am i right?...didn't matter though, they fucking ripped...let the records show that Alex Van Halen is easily the best live drummer on earth...i was pissing when he started the opening drum roll on "Hot for Teacher", i nearly zipped my dick up running out to the stands...Eddie still shreads too and Wolfgang kind of looks like Jack Osbourne, go figure.


Halen Blimp! or zeppelin, not totally sure...it did have a camera on it though, maybe we will be on VH1 Legends or something...it should be noted i'm pretty wasted at this point and losing patience rapidly.


This kind lady wouldn't sell me 2 beers because i had one in my hand...party fouled on a technicality...at this point the worst band i've ever heard is wrapping up their amazing set.


Hard to see the stage, i know...this is the opener...i forget his name because i made a special promise to myself to do that...they were basically a world music band with super positive AA style lyrics about being positive...needless to say i nearly horfed up my Waborita...these guys covered "Let it Be" but explained that they "changed some of the lyrics"...apparently, The Beatles need some punching up for the Izod Center.


Ok, by this point we are looking for our seats and this is a pretty acurate portrayal of my actual vision at the time...it was so smokey in there because they run smoke machines all day to make it more awesome when the band goes on...jayson explained this to me because he toured with High on Fire and shit like that...i should also explain that i've never been to an arena rock show in all my life...jayson on the other hand, saw Anthrax in like 1990.


So this guy had the best set-up of the night...home-made flags, puffy stickers from the 1984 album, drunk leathery moms drinking pinas, and an open trunk playing every Roth Halen record in order...Jayson said there was a rule in hardcore where you couldn't listen to the band you were going to see 24 hours in advance or you would jinx the show, with rock dudes you ONLY listen to that band 24 hours in advance...in case you are curious, yes that is a home-made Diver Down flag that says "Van Halen Kicks Ass" in iron-on letters...at this point i am pretty much in heaven and half-and-half*

*watch heavy metal parking lot again if you need the definition



Here's my night at Van Halen kids...jayson has got a half a bottle of tequila in that bottle..Do the Dew!

Atomic Punks

if anyone needs me i'll be in east rutherford tonight singing every word to "Dance the Night Away" with alot of guys who could be my dad...Gotta watch how many Vitamen Wabo's i drink on the party shuttle, pray for me new york.