Dolphin Confrontation

this may be my best flyer yet...yeah, you heard me, i'm gonna toot my horn on this one...not sure what anyone is doing on halloween, but if you want to see me dj in a whirlwind of smoke come to enid's(in greenpoint, brooklyn on driggs+manhattan ave)...it will not disappoint.

Limited

made a shirt for a bud...it's the only one that exists...just like me.

Why Did You Land?

Have you ever seen Cruising?...it's the movie that nearly ended william friedkin's career because he turned al pacino into a gay pirate with a parrot... well there is a scene where pacino, a straight cop under cover in the gay underworld, looks himself in the mirror and realizes he's gay... i imagined this cat doing that.

It's Not Who You Blow, It's Who You Blow Off

Hey guys, looks like i'm in this show with a few buds next monday...come by!


ART BY:

Nicho​las Chatf​ield-​Taylo​r
Chery​l Dunn
Dana Golds​tein
Jim Krews​on
Maggi​e Lee
Jeff Mayer​
Patri​ck O'​Dell
Luisa​ Opale​sky
J. Penry​
Dulce​ Pinzó​n
Laure​n Silbe​rman
Camil​la Steph​an
Jamie​ Taete​
Xavie​r Veal
Gavin​ Watso​n
Ed Zipco​

This Weekend....

I know it's monday...but you need to plan making this if you are in the NYC area...tell 'em i sent you.

The Kindness of Buds

tonight at daddy's pali kashi beats kurt cobain and hits 30 years old....come out round 10pm and help ease her pain...i'm djing with some heavy bros...should be wicked..preach.

I Love To Ride My....

Made this dude for an upcoming show...Watching a lot of vigilante movies...starting to get edgy...I'll keep ya posted.

Nice Shirt

ok, when johnny greenwood talks into the mike, you can make out that he was wearing the grizzly bear shirt i made...moving on up dude.

UPDATE....Apparently this is a huge deal...to nerds...it's out of my hands...read more here:
http://www.thequietus.com/articles/radiohead-speak-of-love-for-grizzly-bear

Painkiller

still cranking these babies out...this one is inspired by Dio, if you couldn't tell...anyway, have an awesome day.

Born Again(st)

I couldn't resist...i've had this idea for a while, burning in my brain...i need a beer.

Mob Rules

Early warning...Dancing and drinking on friday....don't let the poster scare you, it's gonna be mostly oldies and some deep cuts from the vault...no high octane blues rock, but don't tell jayson that.

I Won't Hurt You

Q: Hey J, your blog rules, why don't you update it like you are supposed to?

A: I have to work for living shithead... exhibit A. the pet portraits i do.

p.s. let me know if you want a portrait, i went upstate and got my groove back.

Street Wear

this was on Gavin's site : http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/
its always nice to see the stuff on the street...ok, back to watching Raw.

Hell Bent for Viagra

So we went to see Motorhead, Heaven and Hell, and Priest...this bullshit picture cost 10 dollars to download!!!...so i stole the preview from the webpage...still worth it....here's how the evening broke down...
What are you laughing at?
He was laughing at this...our chaperone's.
Big turn out for Motorhead...Lemmy was pretty much unintelligible, but they played Overkill and it was amazing...I even waited in line with bottom feeding mutants for a Motorhead shirt..."Yo, You got Heaven and Hell in 3x?"...It was worth it though.
This is the stage for Heaven and Hell...They are sorta like the metal band for the red wine scene...Dio had a real hard-on about the beach balls...His lady blouse sparkled and was made of velveteen...also they didn't do Neon Knights, they only song he does that trumps the Ozzy stuff...i wanted my 10 dollars back.
PRIEST...PRIEST...PRIEST.....These guys still got alot of juice...Halford sang the new material in a robe...Can't wait for Nostradamus to hit the shelves...Or is it out?, no idea...it is pretty amazing when he comes out on a harley and sits on it for the duration of the encore...He's definitely my favorite leather bear...Alright, PREIST!

Sexual Romance

Grizzly shirts are here!...get em now so you can lie and say you went to lollapallooza!


http://www.grizzly-bear.net/store.php

Shrimp Levels

Judi had us over to watch the premier of Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job...and, being the world class hostess she is, couldn't help herself and purchased 45 dollars worth of shrimp from Trader Joes...did i mention this show comes on at 12:30 am?...did i mention judi has "shrimp" in a foreign language tattoed on her arm?...this info will help set the scene.
finally the meal has arrived and we can start eating!...shrimp make megan violently ill to even think about, so that left me, adam, and jeff...adam remarked he needed a few beers first, which i guess means he needed some courage building before we could embark on this journey.
i think when it was all over, maybe 10 shrimp were eaten between the 5 of us...i wonder why no one wanted shrimp cocktails at midnight?...i wonder how megan kept from vomiting?
this has to be an exsisting fetish...words can't describe the level of queaziness this induces....Thanks for the memories!...oh, and p.s., the new episode was amazing...can't wait for next sunday!

She's A Daddys Girl

Come sit on your daddys lap saturday night....Dreamteam is back...It's gonna be like Nolte and Murphy except less watermelon jokes... Also, do yourself a favor and go see Jay's new band Violent Bullshit tonight at 9pm at Union Pool...peace.

Sizzle Points

just finished this baby...buy one before all the radiohead fans discover my art and i'm ruined in your eyes forever!

The Guzzler

Gonna be a moody evening...of course until we've had 3 beers and then it'll be like the bonfire scene in Lost Boys...Bring a sax!

Razzle Dazzle

http://www.dailycandy.com/new_york/article/37445/Pet+Shop+Boy

well, this happened last week...i've rooted through hundreds of emails...some of them very nice and some of them borderline insulting...if you do email me about a portrait, it isn't necessary to call me a "caricaturist" or go out of your way to express your dislike for my other work... well, now that thats out of the way... i will share some of these as i frantically try to finish them...peace.