Extinction

this reminds me of D.I. in Suburbia playing Richard Hung Himself...Punks not dead.

Banana Wind

had to mention the fact that Jimmy Buffet actually named an album "Banana Wind"...possibly the funniest thing i've heard in weeks...for those of you out there who excercise, i recently switched to mornings before work...i now have much more energy to write dumb blog posts.

On Top Of The World

cross your fingers that this baby gets printed...and that the large corporation they make records for pays me...woop.

Take The Cash

First shirt i ever designed...also the first time i was censored...it's supposed to read "Quit your job and jerk off"...the moron who printed it thought "jerk off" was to severe, but not an erect penis...so the shirt made zero sense...not a big deal when i look back on it...i have so much rejected work...gotta do something with it one day.

You'll Be Begging For Gerbster

another new one...i got really into pyramids for a while, not really sure why...i heard boulders are falling on BMW's on the east side of midtown...careful out there.

Days of...

Roses...
And Rosen...


both occupy my yard a lot these days... zing!
I'm having tech problems at work so no drawings today...tune in tomorrow for more drawings about the devil.

Dead Mans Potatoes

working on loads of stuff ...might have a resurgance in the field soon...if you get me.

Death In June

This one is inspired by the Dead....if i have to explain it to you it would ruin it.

Get Off My Phone

Hump day!...thought i'd post some mid-week nudity for my loyal readers...got asked to do this for an auction to benefit AIDS research...so i'm not a total dick, just a bit of a dick.

I'm A Whole Damn Town

Burning the entire series of Saxondale to DVD at the moment...cross yr fingers it turns out, gonna have a themed party in my living room...if you have never seen it, it's possibly the best tv show ever to come out of great brittain...well, that may be pushing it, but you tell me another show to have a Focus song as the theme and i might concede.

Goony Golf

back from the wilderness folks...not sure what i'm going to do with myself now that i can't watch the History Channel non-stop...this drawing of my favorite tv fbi agent is my first attempt at fan fiction..look for my booth at next years comic-con

I'm The One

NYC bound...we went immediately to Anna Maria's on Bedford and then i immediately got sick, right on schedule...i managed to hang at Daddy's for a sec and hear some of Mcleod's jams...Andy told me he once overheard Diamond Dave say "I used to come here to see the circus man! (then he swigs a bottle of Jack) Now I am the fucking circus!". Nuff said.


Holy Shirt!!!...Halen!!!...they did "I'm The One" second...we nearly cried with joy...that stage setup was all wrong, that "S" needs to be a "V"...am i right?...didn't matter though, they fucking ripped...let the records show that Alex Van Halen is easily the best live drummer on earth...i was pissing when he started the opening drum roll on "Hot for Teacher", i nearly zipped my dick up running out to the stands...Eddie still shreads too and Wolfgang kind of looks like Jack Osbourne, go figure.


Halen Blimp! or zeppelin, not totally sure...it did have a camera on it though, maybe we will be on VH1 Legends or something...it should be noted i'm pretty wasted at this point and losing patience rapidly.


This kind lady wouldn't sell me 2 beers because i had one in my hand...party fouled on a technicality...at this point the worst band i've ever heard is wrapping up their amazing set.


Hard to see the stage, i know...this is the opener...i forget his name because i made a special promise to myself to do that...they were basically a world music band with super positive AA style lyrics about being positive...needless to say i nearly horfed up my Waborita...these guys covered "Let it Be" but explained that they "changed some of the lyrics"...apparently, The Beatles need some punching up for the Izod Center.


Ok, by this point we are looking for our seats and this is a pretty acurate portrayal of my actual vision at the time...it was so smokey in there because they run smoke machines all day to make it more awesome when the band goes on...jayson explained this to me because he toured with High on Fire and shit like that...i should also explain that i've never been to an arena rock show in all my life...jayson on the other hand, saw Anthrax in like 1990.


So this guy had the best set-up of the night...home-made flags, puffy stickers from the 1984 album, drunk leathery moms drinking pinas, and an open trunk playing every Roth Halen record in order...Jayson said there was a rule in hardcore where you couldn't listen to the band you were going to see 24 hours in advance or you would jinx the show, with rock dudes you ONLY listen to that band 24 hours in advance...in case you are curious, yes that is a home-made Diver Down flag that says "Van Halen Kicks Ass" in iron-on letters...at this point i am pretty much in heaven and half-and-half*

*watch heavy metal parking lot again if you need the definition



Here's my night at Van Halen kids...jayson has got a half a bottle of tequila in that bottle..Do the Dew!

Atomic Punks

if anyone needs me i'll be in east rutherford tonight singing every word to "Dance the Night Away" with alot of guys who could be my dad...Gotta watch how many Vitamen Wabo's i drink on the party shuttle, pray for me new york.

Happy House

come check us out on friday after the big Dice/Ills show...we'd love to see you.

Whosoever Diggith The Ditch

been a while since i've been able to play panama at top volume, thus this dj night...

What's My Mantra?

the band Children as seen in Paper mag's Beautiful People issue...you can see clearly see Sky is wearing my T.K. Webb shirt...very tasteful, i'm sure these guys are going places, preferably to a barber!...zing!

Who's Recessed?

found this on the GBU website...buy it now, its exclusive...thats right, i said it.

Coconut Flakes

in case ya'll don't have a subscription like me...thats the t-shirt that nearly ended a friendship in the window kids, available now, not sure about the dollar amount...it's worth it though, judi is a genius, you don't need me to tell you....sorry for the unwieldy sentences, back to work.

Magic Bus

long time no blog...ive been in missouri the last few days...i popped my midwest cherry, finally!...i think this photo collage will fill you in on the last few weeks of my life...by the way, that pizza and bloody mary was being consumed at 8:30 am in St Paul, MN...hats off wolfgang puck!

The Looking Glass

what are you guys doing friday?...hmmm, ok...well before that why don't you come to Megan's show in chinatown?...it's totally a beautiful show, so no excuses. here's what the gallery said:

Inspired by Rod Serling's science fiction classics, "The Twilight Zone" and "Night Gallery," Megan Pflug's current exhibition explores imagery related to science fiction narratives that are often metaphors that reveal the workings of the inner mind: "a 'place' that is vast, dark, unknowable." Pflug installs larger than life works on paper, and geometric sculptures that combine image and form.

Circles and Rings, Dragons and Kings

today me and max are making love all afternoon and night...it starts with pizza party on eastvillageradio.com at 4 and continues into the night at this book party for jody fausett...then i might be playing a tune or 2 at enid's for the triumphant return of my favorite bartender/bass player/asian, toko yasuda!!!...if you are in the area come check out out my new haircut, oh, and say a prayer for Baby Dalton(Patrick Swayze for you people who don't watch movies)...alright, later.

You Tell 'Em Ma

About Last Night

so my friday worked out pretty good...this collage barely does it justice because it doesn't include the skee-ball and dancing at my new favorite bar Hugs...more on that to come.

Efil 4 Zaggin

busy night guys, and it's snowing...you have a lot of choices...choose well, i'm sure i'll run into all you dudes no matter what...just feels like one of those nights...don't let this photo of the posse fool you, we will still play songs girls like...promise.

The Shit Piles Up

the bloods ruled last night, i'm sure they will continue ruling friday night as well when they play the music hall of billyburg...
don't miss it, gonna be crucial...heres the info for this art show i'm in friday night, come out if you can, there are some major dudes in this one...love ya.


FACE FORWARD
FEBRUARY 18 - MARCH 10

opening reception
friday February 22 6-8pm

LeRoy Neiman Gallery
Columbia University
310 Dodge Hall, MC 1806
2960 Broadway
New York, NY 10027
Telephone: (212)854-7641
arts.columbia.edu/neiman/
mon-fri 10-5pm

Emotionally Spectacular

TONIGHT!!!!.....Other Music, Blood On The Wall, Free, 8pm...this aint no pancake breakfast with vampire weekend, no free hair wraps from coco rosie....this is the purebreds kids...nuff said.

Juliet's Distress

Tonight!!!...the village explodes with fey Rozz impressions and Siouxsie eyepaint...well, ok not really, but a guy can dream can't he?...heres max's 2 cents.
LIL POTTY MOUTH Cara Flaherty is celebrating her birthday on Friday.
she's ageless. you'd have to cut off her ankle and count the rings to
figure how young she is.
Her one wish was to make her gothic dream birthday come true.done deal.

Max and Penry will be playing gothy tunes all night at HEATHERS BAR in
honor of the dark angel Carebear. (think OUTLAND circa 99----sorry for
the ohio reference)

friday Feb 8th
10pm til close.
Heathers bar (13th st between A & B)

Get Behind Me

still beaming from the bowl...if you didn't see synchronized jock jam dancing then you clearly were not at daddy's...too bad...i wanted to make the parade but work wouldn't permit me to enter the canyon of champions...don't worry im contesting it...this is a commissioned piece...google "Zorro Doughnuts" for more info.

SHOCK ME!

looks like we have some competition over on the island...looks like we will have turn up the heat a little bit...no fear dudes!

Neon Nights

made this for gia's birthday...it's now framed and in her home...makes me feel good...she had the funnest birthday party i've been to in a while...until the next one at least...can't wait for the 'bowl, max gave me the Fletch original soundtrack...you can thank me later...i'll try to not go gay ted on everybody, but this thing has some deep cuts you might not recognize..just saying.

Clash Of The Titans

it's that time of year again kids...i can smell it in the air...who will be the champion of bad sports records and jock jams?
you'll have to come see for yourself.

Love In A Void

this baby is going up to columbia u for a show next month...more on that later...listening to siouxsie and the banshees endlessly...watched a thin lizzy documentary and got really sad...think i wanna do a project on phil, any ideas?

Ok..Ok

i met a young man from the city of angels who told me he reads this blog, but i don't update it enough...it's true, i don't pay this blog the attention it deserves...im to consumed with unimportant things like getting married and having a career...kidding...i'm listening to tom sharpling and it's rubbing of on me...so the pet project lingers on...prepare for major coverage in 08...i won't say the celebrities that are lined up to have these portraits done, that would be crass...just stay tuned kids.

Tonight

come out and see this show...its super rad...oh, and happy new year.

Come Together

it's that time again...third year in a row of this nonsense...pali kashi is gonna try to not vomit and pass out on my shoe this time...come cheer her on!

Mother Nature On The Run

i went to see neil young last night for the first time...an artist i have loved for more than half of my life...i finally coughed up 140 something to take meg to see the old man...since i never go to big rock shows i forget what turds most baby boomer rock fans are...during neils acoustic opener you could hear somebodies mom talk about how "A Man Needs A Maid" is her favorite song on "After The Gold Run"...not to mention some Becky doing the Phish dance to "Heart Of Gold", bear in mind we were all seated in the balcony of a church...classy...i yelled out "Mom you're embarressing me" and promptly got hit in the arm by meg...then during the intermission we tried to stand at the edge of the balcony to see the mish mash of stuff on the stage...the second the lights dimmed some tub of goo yells "ok back to your seats"...not an usher or an authority figure, just some dickhead who apparently needed a perfect view of crazy horse tuning...but the second the band went into "The Loner" i realized what i was seeing and how much i fucking love neils electric shit with the Horse...in short, i had a blast, boomers and all....oh, and im doing pet portraits now, so hit me up...holla.

Paris '68

so valentina is basically fighting the swine at viacom as we speak...this bud's for you my dear.

Working At The Docks

hey guys...i don't make movies anymore...but when i did, i made this in 24 hours with my best buds...thanks final cut!

Apocalypse Dudes

more on this one later...kinda scary i think.

All Souls Day

happy holidays from Mr. Crowley!...this is for a super rad art show coming in january..i will let you guys know more details as i get em.

Shameless

i think we are being paid in space cake tonight...hope to see you guys out.

My Lucretia

NEW ENIDS SHIRTS!!!...proving once again that i will draw anything for money.

The Ones We'll Die To Please

this was supposed to be for Megans calender but i think i have to re-do it....so check out this early draft and get weirded out.

Can't Hardly Wait

got an iphone...i can't stop touching it...went to see american gangster last night...the girls loved it, they gasped when denzel got slapped by his mama...the guys all laughed at the serious parts...megans eye hurts today...hope she feels better...come say hi tomorrow at pizza party...my face will be illuminated by my crazy phone.