Juliet's Distress

Tonight!!!...the village explodes with fey Rozz impressions and Siouxsie eyepaint...well, ok not really, but a guy can dream can't he?...heres max's 2 cents.
LIL POTTY MOUTH Cara Flaherty is celebrating her birthday on Friday.
she's ageless. you'd have to cut off her ankle and count the rings to
figure how young she is.
Her one wish was to make her gothic dream birthday come true.done deal.

Max and Penry will be playing gothy tunes all night at HEATHERS BAR in
honor of the dark angel Carebear. (think OUTLAND circa 99----sorry for
the ohio reference)

friday Feb 8th
10pm til close.
Heathers bar (13th st between A & B)

Get Behind Me

still beaming from the bowl...if you didn't see synchronized jock jam dancing then you clearly were not at daddy's...too bad...i wanted to make the parade but work wouldn't permit me to enter the canyon of champions...don't worry im contesting it...this is a commissioned piece...google "Zorro Doughnuts" for more info.

SHOCK ME!

looks like we have some competition over on the island...looks like we will have turn up the heat a little bit...no fear dudes!

Neon Nights

made this for gia's birthday...it's now framed and in her home...makes me feel good...she had the funnest birthday party i've been to in a while...until the next one at least...can't wait for the 'bowl, max gave me the Fletch original soundtrack...you can thank me later...i'll try to not go gay ted on everybody, but this thing has some deep cuts you might not recognize..just saying.

Clash Of The Titans

it's that time of year again kids...i can smell it in the air...who will be the champion of bad sports records and jock jams?
you'll have to come see for yourself.

Love In A Void

this baby is going up to columbia u for a show next month...more on that later...listening to siouxsie and the banshees endlessly...watched a thin lizzy documentary and got really sad...think i wanna do a project on phil, any ideas?

Ok..Ok

i met a young man from the city of angels who told me he reads this blog, but i don't update it enough...it's true, i don't pay this blog the attention it deserves...im to consumed with unimportant things like getting married and having a career...kidding...i'm listening to tom sharpling and it's rubbing of on me...so the pet project lingers on...prepare for major coverage in 08...i won't say the celebrities that are lined up to have these portraits done, that would be crass...just stay tuned kids.

Tonight

come out and see this show...its super rad...oh, and happy new year.

Come Together

it's that time again...third year in a row of this nonsense...pali kashi is gonna try to not vomit and pass out on my shoe this time...come cheer her on!

Mother Nature On The Run

i went to see neil young last night for the first time...an artist i have loved for more than half of my life...i finally coughed up 140 something to take meg to see the old man...since i never go to big rock shows i forget what turds most baby boomer rock fans are...during neils acoustic opener you could hear somebodies mom talk about how "A Man Needs A Maid" is her favorite song on "After The Gold Run"...not to mention some Becky doing the Phish dance to "Heart Of Gold", bear in mind we were all seated in the balcony of a church...classy...i yelled out "Mom you're embarressing me" and promptly got hit in the arm by meg...then during the intermission we tried to stand at the edge of the balcony to see the mish mash of stuff on the stage...the second the lights dimmed some tub of goo yells "ok back to your seats"...not an usher or an authority figure, just some dickhead who apparently needed a perfect view of crazy horse tuning...but the second the band went into "The Loner" i realized what i was seeing and how much i fucking love neils electric shit with the Horse...in short, i had a blast, boomers and all....oh, and im doing pet portraits now, so hit me up...holla.

Paris '68

so valentina is basically fighting the swine at viacom as we speak...this bud's for you my dear.

Working At The Docks

hey guys...i don't make movies anymore...but when i did, i made this in 24 hours with my best buds...thanks final cut!

Apocalypse Dudes

more on this one later...kinda scary i think.

All Souls Day

happy holidays from Mr. Crowley!...this is for a super rad art show coming in january..i will let you guys know more details as i get em.

Shameless

i think we are being paid in space cake tonight...hope to see you guys out.

My Lucretia

NEW ENIDS SHIRTS!!!...proving once again that i will draw anything for money.

The Ones We'll Die To Please

this was supposed to be for Megans calender but i think i have to re-do it....so check out this early draft and get weirded out.

Can't Hardly Wait

got an iphone...i can't stop touching it...went to see american gangster last night...the girls loved it, they gasped when denzel got slapped by his mama...the guys all laughed at the serious parts...megans eye hurts today...hope she feels better...come say hi tomorrow at pizza party...my face will be illuminated by my crazy phone.

I'd Rather Not Get Involved

bloggety-blog-blog...gotta draw so much stuff in the coming weeks...i'll try to share as much as i can with the 4 of you who still look at this blog...as much as people try to ruin the smiths for everyone else by making it some private club for the jet set, i still love this shit...i'm not naming names...this blogs promotes the leaf, and the leaf promotes peace...later.

Honk If Yr Horny

britney's got no kids, oj is going to jail, isaiah is a pervert....what a state of turmoil...at least spector got off, but he totally did that shit...what's going on with you guys?...i'm bummed cuz sharpling had a fill in last night on the best show...that always ruins my wednesday...at least i'm going to an abondoned prison for my 30th birthday in a few weeks...can't beat that with a bat.